I am called to preach the gospel of preparedness and the liturgy of organization!
Let us pray.
Our organizer, who art in the stand up,
Recognized as Employee of the Month be your name
Your Kanban come, your requirements be done,
In Waterfall as it is in Agile
Let us not stray into unfinished status reports,
As we do not call out those who have failed to report unto us.
For thine is the dashboard,
The roll up,
And the Executive Committee Meeting,
Every Monday at 9 am,
Amen.